An inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.
Larry Craig was revealed to be Bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.
by notabachman July 17, 2011
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When, during sexual intercourse, a man ejaculates way too early and often, thus leaving the woman constantly unsatisfied; pulling a Bachman
Girl: "ooh that feels good"
Guy: "Really? Because I finished 20 seconds ago."
Girl: "God damn it you pulled a Bachman!"
by Redscare April 25, 2010
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"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"
by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019
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A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.
My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.
by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010
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asshole, bitch, cunt, dicksucker,ejaculation sensation,fucking gook porch monkey... stupid fucktard that spread her legs to anything with n with out a pulse. a person with every type of std out there including mutations of what she already has... also known as aids cochina bachman oh n bachman meaning fucking retarded fuck tard. pussy loser then dumbos ears...
damn i can hear this bitch from a mile away her pussy just flappen, oh bro shes what u call an autumn bachman, stay away bro shes puke worthy....

ewww gross look at that bitch eww she so nasty not even my puke will get near that. that what you call an Autumn rayne bachman...
by xxFangxx65 September 7, 2011
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charlie bachman is a famous tiktoker!! they have many ladies and lots of dollars😈
I am charlie bachmans biggest fan!! she is my favorite influencer😇
by addisonrae27274 July 29, 2021
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